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The Huff Puff King of Jupiter
Once upon a time there was a man called Huffington Harrington, a name so terrible his father committed suicide on the spot.
He was nicknamed “Huff” by his friends, due to the fact he has been smoking since his inception. His mother and father were chronic smokers, his father at one point even owning his own cigarette company only for it to go bankrupt after he smoked the entire factory and required a quadruple bypass.
His mother smoked continuously when she was pregnant and when born Huff suffered symptoms of a tobacco “crack baby” He smoked every hour of every day of (probably) every week of his life. He struggled through employment, being a fucking idiot, and didn’t know what to do with his life. Until now.
This was during the period of the 1980’s where people had just realised that asbestos was not funky. They had began to discontinue its use and dispose of it, but had difficulty finding ways of getting rid of it.
Huff had an idea – he would
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The Pish Predicament of Peppery Popoff
This is the story of Peppery Popoff, an infertile woman who desired a child, so one night she drove up to her local hospital and swung a dining chair through a window. She raided the hospital’s supply of urine capsules, and buggered off.
Her plan was that she was going to build herself a child using samples. Filling them up each and every time she went for a pish, sealing them, and taping them all together with cellotape to fashion something that vaguely resembles the form of a child. The piss in the samples meant the child shared her DNA and was really hers.
She would piss into more and more capsules and stick more onto the child, making it grow like a real child. That worked fine until it reached the age of a toddler, when Peppery dragged it by the “hand” down to the park for a “walk”.
Some chavvy bastard’s dog was drawn to the smell of the piss and attacked Peppery and her child, ripping apart the cellotape and chewing up the glass capsules, great
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Humans are not Seagulls
There's someone looking in through a peephole at your life right now. You don't remember putting in that peephole and you certainly dont remember making it so you can look in from outside. Regardless it's there, whether you endorse it's placement or not.
Maybe you'd like to kick about puddles to get your rage out on these pesky people peering in through your peephole. Perhaps you'll be lucky enough to find a fiver in this puddle.
This fiver contains a combination written on the back which unlocks the fire exit. This quick way out however is blocked by a horde of bad men and old wimmin who only want people to remain in-line and useful to them, and block anyone trying to upset this established order.
This backfire however as some people flee to foreign lands like Poland to find the fire exit. Whether or not they find it is entirely up to the weather and whether or not another volcano will explode, bringing the seagulls down with it.
The seagulls will follow in flocks and groups much in t
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A Strange Dream....
I had a very strange dream last night. I was at a ski-club... thing -- on top of a snowy mountain. For some reason I was wearing a zentai suit with light blue-ish zebra print stripes and big, floppy ears on the top. Then Matt Smith invaded the club, proclaiming that he was looking for Clara Oswald, wanted to murder some aliens, and was going to rustle some cattle.
Then one of the guests revealed himself to be Slenderman, but he actually looked more like The Gentlemen from Buffy the vampire, but who in the dream was thought of as slenderman. He talked and had a voice as well, and taunted Matt Smith. Turns out slenderman's voice sounds a lot like Graham Norton. He the pulled an external hardrive connected to a microphone out of nowhere and held it to matt smith's face and asked him what he was going to do. He responded like a creepy pedo "Now we're all going to have FUUUUUUU-UUUUUN!!"
Then the dream ended with the most bizzare meta thing ever. I was writing about the dream on the interne
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Why being gay is NOT okay!!
1.Gays are evil and come from satan's bottom.
2.Gays want to corrupt children with homo-erotic black magic and drive the human race to the extinction.
3.Gays use up all the world's pink by painting their cars pink.
4.Gays waste electricity by constantly leaving their vibrators charging.
5.Gays are gay.
6.Gays have taken over television. Practically every TV presenter now is gay. That's gay.
7.Gays use too much toilet paper wiping their white wee-wee and all the blood off their penetrated holes.
8.Gays make baby jesus cry, and gave him a boner when he.... had that phase when he was fifteen...
9.Gays cause climate change by making the sun gay and thus making it hotter, because gays
are hot. wait... no that came out bad.
10.Gays are gay.
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Nelloc Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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TheDazro Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hai, doggy.
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TheDazro Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Leave me alone.
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greyfortofmars Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Many thanks for the fave!
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greyfortofmars Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
And for the watch.
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greyfortofmars Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Thank you very much for the fave!
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Minilee25 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, I'm watching you, see you put on the comic strip from last year :D
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TheDazro Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
CHINK
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Nicola-Montefusco Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Thank you very much for :+fav:

:ninja:Cheers,
Shade.

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