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A Strange Dream....

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I had a very strange dream last night. I was at a ski-club... thing -- on top of a snowy mountain. For some reason I was wearing a zentai suit with light blue-ish zebra print stripes and big, floppy ears on the top. Then Matt Smith invaded the club, proclaiming that he was looking for Clara Oswald, wanted to murder some aliens, and was going to rustle some cattle.

Then one of the guests revealed himself to be Slenderman, but he actually looked more like The Gentlemen from Buffy the vampire, but who in the dream was thought of as slenderman. He talked and had a voice as well, and taunted Matt Smith. Turns out slenderman's voice sounds a lot like Graham Norton. He the pulled an external hardrive connected to a microphone out of nowhere and held it to matt smith's face and asked him what he was going to do. He responded like a creepy pedo "Now we're all going to have FUUUUUUU-UUUUUN!!"

Then the dream ended with the most bizzare meta thing ever. I was writing about the dream on the internet just like I'm doing now, and ended it by typing the weirdest thing ever - "This was the reason why Princess Diana was killed" ....what my bizzare-as-fuck dream has to do with the Princess of Whales and how it actually lead to her being killed I don't know. But to make the meta complete I'm now going to say...

THIS IS THE REASON WHY PRINCESS DIANA WAS KILLED
A really weird dream that I'm sharing with all of you....
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