Humans are not Seagulls

There's someone looking in through a peephole at your life right now. You don't remember putting in that peephole and you certainly dont remember making it so you can look in from outside. Regardless it's there, whether you endorse it's placement or not.

Maybe you'd like to kick about puddles to get your rage out on these pesky people peering in through your peephole. Perhaps you'll be lucky enough to find a fiver in this puddle.

This fiver contains a combination written on the back which unlocks the fire exit. This quick way out however is blocked by a horde of bad men and old wimmin who only want people to remain in-line and useful to them, and block anyone trying to upset this established order.

This backfire however as some people flee to foreign lands like Poland to find the fire exit. Whether or not they find it is entirely up to the weather and whether or not another volcano will explode, bringing the seagulls down with it.

The seagulls will follow in flocks and groups much in the way the bad men and old wimmin want you to follow. You're not a seagull, however. You are a human being.